People keep telling me I need to promote myself. They literally say that to me on the street and at parties; it’s like a thing, they love it. So either that means I have something to sell or explain, or, more likely, people just enjoy telling me what to do. Regardless, this is my website. I am a comedian, a writer, an actor, a proofreader, a copywriter, a guy (if you’re interested in gender), a Capricorn (if you’re interested in astronomy), and I’m a lot (if you’re interested in a lot).